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Can Green M&Ms Make You Horny?

Posted May 2, 2011 by

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Take out your candy dishes ladies and gentlemen!  No longer do you have to be self-concious of your oyster breath, because according to a recent adult dating study, green M&Ms are indeed aphrodisiacs!   For many years, green M&Ms that made you horny were only considered to be urban legends, however a PR rep for the long-living candy brand has now confirmed that green M&Ms do indeed make you randy.  So why was this helpful bit of information kept from the public for oh so long?

1. To Promote a Child-friendly Product

Since 1941, Mars Incorporated has been promoting the much-loved candy coated chocolates as a family friendly brand.  The last thing they would want is to be attacked for the increase of adolescent and teenage sex.

2. The Death of Sexual Enhancers

The adult dating industry thrives off sexual enhancing products such as Viagra and pricey aphrodisiac oils.  If consumers found out that all they have to do to get in the mood is to eat a green M&M, many businesses would go under, which would cause many backlashes and lawsuits against Mars Incorporated.

3. Possible Age Restriction on Candy

It may sound beyond ridiculous, but if the news of a sexually enhancing candy got out to the public, the company would have been forced to restrict their sales to adults 18 and up and considering kids and teenagers are the company’s main meal tickets, the lower sales would be catastrophic to the brand.

Instead of being green with envy, try being green with lust and discover the true meaning behind ‘melt in mouth and not in your hands’ in the bedroom tonight.

 

 

 



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Paul Abbey
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Paul Abbey has a Masters Degree in Sexual Health from the University of Sydney in Australia. He has authored several self-help novels and has been a guest speaker in four Continents and many different cities from around the world. At Onlinedatingstats.com, Abbey is the leading authority in human sexuality and he strives to help shape the dating community into a more relevant and understanding place for both men and women.