Sex with Hef like Sex with a Dead Fish

Posted January 13, 2011 by

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Have you hear about Izabella St. James talking about what it was like to have sex with Hefner? I’ll begin by telling you that she uses the words ‘dead fish.’

Izabella has come out with all this on the coat bunnytails of Hefner’s announcement of his engagement to  24 year-old Playmate Crystal Harris.

In an excerpt from her new memoir published in the Daily Mail about her time in the mansion as one of Hef’s girlfriends, the Playmate gives some rather icky details about what it was like to be part of Hugh’s sex army.

Here’s one excerpt: “I wanted to see if this experienced King of Sexdom knew anything the rest of us did not. But he just lay there like a dead fish. We often wondered why he did it at all. he must know deep down that’s it is just a show. But he is trying to live out this fantasy he has been selling to people since 1954.”

I’ve heard this before – that Hugh is more into selling sex than actually having sex.

And this isn’t the first time former girlfriends have talked. Kendra Wilkinson has talked before about how each girlfriend would hop on Hef for a minute go-round and then get off. Jill Ann Spaulding has ripped into Hef for insisting on NOT using condoms. (That seems pretty stupid to me, Hef. What – you don’t care if you get an STD, or if ALL of your girlfriends get STDs just because ONE of them had one? That’s total douche-baggery.)

Izabella also says Hef let’s his dogs shit all over the house and that every morning there is dog poo all over the carpet. They also pee on the curtains, “adding a powerful whiff of urine to the general scent of decay.”

Hugh’s way is decaying. Live-in girlfriends are out. Online dating is in. Women like sitting on men’s faces. Would Hugh let a woman sit on his face?

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