Uh, No, Do not Say That to Her…Ever

Posted December 6, 2010 by

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Men don’t talk a lot, right? So when we talk, we should make sure we say the right things. Here are some things a woman never wants to hear come out of your mouth:

1. I don’t use Condoms

Really, douche? Because she does. And, well, if you say this, you’re just an idiot, there’s nothing more to add really. Saying this is pretty much like saying, ‘I sleep with lots of women without protection and therefore have a pretty good chance of having an STI but I believe I am an immortal untouchable god who can’t get infected.” Also: “I don’t give a f**k about you. Your well-being is not important to me.”

2. My ex….

…used to/has/always/never/does/wants. Um, she doesn’t care, so please don’t tell her. Do you want to hear her rattle on about her ex? If you’re always mentioning past loves, she’s going to either be bored out of her skull or she’s going to wonder why you still talk about her. In fact, why did you set up on an online dating profile in the first place? Why don’t you just get back with her?

3. You’re just like my mother

Bitch, please. She doesn’t want to remind you of your mother. She is a hot, sexy girl with a free spirit and the last thing she wants is to imagine her fate is washing your socks, sewing on buttons, making you grilled cheese and telling you not to talk with your mouth full. She doesn’t want to be your mother. She doesn’t want to take care of you. She doesn’t want to be your slave. She wants to be your partner in crime, sex and fun – let her have that!

4. Did we have plans?

WHAT?????!!!!! Oh no, you did not just say that to her. She just changed her outfit three times and got her hair did for the xxx date you forgot. Nice, man, nice – way to go.

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Paul Abbey
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Paul Abbey has a Masters Degree in Sexual Health from the University of Sydney in Australia. He has authored several self-help novels and has been a guest speaker in four Continents and many different cities from around the world. At, Abbey is the leading authority in human sexuality and he strives to help shape the dating community into a more relevant and understanding place for both men and women.