Weak Men Hate Cats

Posted April 26, 2011 by

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If you don’t like my cats you can get out of my house. I don’t care how long we have been dating, just get out.

And now you’re telling me you think cats are dumb? Useless? Not beautiful? Haven’t you ever read any Bukowski? From “my cats”:

they complain but never
they walk with a surprising dignity.
they sleep with a direct simplicity that
humans just can’t

their eyes are more
beautiful than our eyes.
and they can sleep 20 hours
a day
hesitation or

What’s wrong with you? How can you not admire a cat? Now, don’t get me wrong, I am not one of those nuts who posts just as many pictures as their pets on their passion dating profile (hell, even their sex dating profile) as they do of themselves, but how can you not like cats? In my books, that makes you a weak individual. Let me guess? You love dogs? Which means you are constantly in need of reassurance, that you want someone to love you unconditionally even though you are a sloppy slag. Get your own slippers. I’m out.

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Jenny Woodland
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